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18

Jun

siddharthasmama:

90% of me is wanting to get that bottom couplet tattooed on me, jesus christ.

(Source: rrevolutionaries)

notthehouseelf:

oy-of-midworld:

frankenlobo:

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.

it said “deg deg”

so now that’s what I hear when I see  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

‘deg deg’

that’s what it’s called now

a deg deg

goddamnit deg deg

15

Jun

The reason I don’t like Alex Day is not because of things like his video Big Girls in Costume, but because of how he responded to the backlash. Dude, you told your insecure internet fanbase a fat joke and when they were hurt you sarcastically gave them the definition of satire. They were not being stupid, they knew you were joking. But right now you are the comedian telling his rape victim audience member to “take a joke”, that just hit a bit to close to home. Just apologize, man.

14

Jun

legolast:

jawn-on-fire-in-the-shire:

legolast:

thepsychodiva:

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?

what

imageno idea

im laughi gng so had r 

(Source: cerseilan)

13

Jun

(Source: pleatedjeans)

11

Jun

sociablesociopath:

i don’t even need context thank you weather channel

sociablesociopath:

i don’t even need context thank you weather channel

10

Jun

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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(Source: lutecely)

09

Jun

mirly:

“video games make people violent”

THAT’S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done watering my plants and talking to the townsfolk. 

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name